Manglish...

Example from the net:
(using numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...)
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Some examples from my tuition teacher...
-- Dad, why your tyre has no flowers?
-- I wake up late. I rush the bus-station. I come, bus no come.
-- I want swimming, but mum say, raining big-big outside, ask me no can go. I angry her.
-- I know no what to do with you.
-- My mother is a good cooker.
-- 'Welcome to Restaurant Cook-Cook!!! Hot Males(meals) Available...'
-- 'Please Flash(flush) After Use!' (a toilet signboard)

Are you feeling proud with manglish??? ^^