where is my place???

IN THE APARTMENT OF PERSONALITIES...
FINDING A SHELTER FOR MYSELF...
THEREFORE...

walk into the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 1 : ROOM FOR DEDICATERS
SIGNBOARD : YOU ARE BARRED
alright... maybe i am...

back into the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 2 : ROOM FOR BEAUTIES
SIGNBOARD : YOU HAVE COME TO A WRONG PLACE
hurt... hurt...

back into the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 3 : ROOM FOR GENIUS
SIGNBOARD : THIS PLACE DOES NOT FIT YOU!!! OUT!!!
well... i'd better go...

back to the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 4 : ROOM FOR DEBATERS
SIGNBOARD : YOU ARE THE MOST SHAMELESS PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!
what??! yeah... perhaps i am...
no wonder i was banned from joining my seniors n juniors to watch the competition...

back to the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 5 : ROOM FOR LAZY HOMO-SEPIANS
SIGNBOARD : YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED
pooh... a bit of consolation...

back to the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 6 : ROOM FOR RUBBISH
SIGNBOARD : NEXT FLOOR IS MORE SUITABLE TO YOU... THOUGH YOU ARE GOOD FOR NTH...
can i deny that???

back to the lift...
up n up n up...
ting!!!
LEVEL 7 : ROOM FOR HOPELESS PEOPLE
SIGNBOARD : WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME!!!
... ...
yeah...
perhaps this is the most suitable place for me...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not funny at all... ...